Cage Free Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

Price: $19.00

~~$59.00~~

Product ID cagefree-uglychristmas-sweatshirt

Calvinism is a beautiful thing...when we don't ruin it! The cage stage is a phenomenon occurring when the doctrines of grace have entered the mind but not made their way down to the heart. Symptoms of this kind of OCD (Obsessive Calvinism Disorder) may include but are not limited to a disregard for kindness, concerned only with "winning", hyper-critical theological badgering, burning bridges, building walls, hostile antagonizing, and often facial expressions resembling a Nicolas Cage meme.

This screen printed design simulates the look of stitched fabric on a high-quality Independent Trading Company pullover sweatshirt.

This sweatshirt runs a little on the slim side. Be sure to look at the sizing chart. If you are in between sizes, we recommend ordering a size up for a loose comfortable fit. These are printed on the same sweatshirts from previous years.

8.5oz Medium weight
Classic fit
80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece

Size	Chest Width (in.)	Body Length (in.)	Sleeve Length (in.)
Small	20½	26½	35
Medium	22	28	36
Large	23½	29½	37
XL	25	31	38
2XL	26½	32½	39
3XL	28	34	40

*These are the average sizes for this garment, there is a cut tolerance of 1". However, please note, because every shirt is made by hand, sizing will vary between every shirt.

Tip: Measure one of your favorite shirts and compare it to the size chart. Please keep in mind that shirts can vary up to a 1" of an inch. This is perfectly normal.

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